Monthly Archives: January 2003

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

Posted on January 31, 2003 by Heather

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays: Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and … Continue reading →

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The Obnoxious Waiter

Posted on January 30, 2003 by Heather

I don’t know why I find this so funny. This is my Obnoxious Waiter Pepper Grinder ™. My sister and I got him during a trip to Las Vegas. He says, “You’re breakin’ my neck” when you turn his head … Continue reading →

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Tangerine, Tangerine, Living reflection from a dream..

Posted on January 29, 2003 by Heather

I went to Costco yesterday and picked up a three pound box of tangerines called California Clementines. I’ve always loved tangerines, but these are even better because they are seedless! Led Zeppelin – Tangerine Lyrics Led Zeppelin III (1970) Measuring … Continue reading →

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This-or-That Tuesday: Same Thing, Different Names

Posted on January 28, 2003 by Heather

This-or-That Tuesday: Same Thing, Different Names 1. Kleenex or tissue? Kleenex. 2. Soda or pop (or tonic or whatever)? Soda. 3. A sandwich on a long roll: sub or hero (or hoagie or grinder, etc)? Deli sandwich. 4. Glasses or … Continue reading →

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Heather Tested, Mother Approved.

Posted on January 27, 2003 by Heather

If you’re ever really bored, and it’s late, and you find yourself laughing at the silliest things…then, The Advertising Slogan Generator is for you! Thanks again, Nancy. Sometimes You Feel Like a Heather, Sometimes You Don’t. Please Don’t Squeeze The … Continue reading →

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PhotographyBLOG

Posted on January 26, 2003 by Heather

Mark Goldstein has created a new website called PhotographyBLOG. He offers the latest photography news, his reviews and opinions, as well as his beautiful photographs.

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Sunsets & Silly People

Posted on January 25, 2003 by Heather

There was a lovely sunset this evening, so I went to the beach in Marina to take a few pictures. The light was weird and it was really misty, so my pictures didn’t turn out as well as I would … Continue reading →

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Worms & Other Tasty Tidbits

Posted on January 25, 2003 by Heather

A worm called W32/SQLSlam-A (also known as SQLSlammer, W32.SQLExp.Worm or Sapphire), * slowed the Internet a bit today in this country. The attack was far worse for several Asian countries, namely South Korea, where the Internet actually shut down for … Continue reading →

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The Three Things Survey

Posted on January 23, 2003 by Heather

3 things that scare me: Heights, fire, dying. 3 people who make me laugh: William Shatner, John Cleese, Conan O’Brien. 3 things I love: The people I hold dear, nature, my camera. 3 things I hate: Clowns, cruelty, running out … Continue reading →

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Ewwwww!! What’s that smell?!?

Posted on January 22, 2003 by Heather

Last evening, I commented that I thought I smelled a skunk. Well, the mystery has been solved. It wasn’t a skunk at all, but hazardous human waste! What a relief. Yuck.

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