Dead since 2001, apparently. Or, at least, that’s what you might’ve been led to believe had you stumbled upon this after CNN unintentionally made a number of pre-fabricated obituaries public for a very limited time earlier today. Note the link in his biography section in reference to his time as Queen Consort. Well, okay, so the latter half of the obituary was intended for Britain’s Queen Mother. But talk about irony. 
For the other obituaries, including that of El Bueno, check thesmokinggun.com.
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Dick was never quite the same after the Queen Mum passed away. A part of him died that day, so the obituary was sadly appropriate.
Excuse me the Queen Mum is alive and well. I have a picture to prove it.
Does it make me a bad person if I wish it to be so? I named him on my Dead Pool list…I’d like to get at least a couple of points this year.
I’m glad this little known fact about Dick Cheney’s life has finally become common knowledge. His time as the Queen Consort helped make him what he is today.