Habitual readers to Ephemeron.net will undoubtedly recognize our continuing efforts to present the most detailed and current news regarding the whereabouts and activities of vice president Dick Cheney, a man otherwise shrouded in mystery and kept steadfastly from the public eye. And now, as testament to our enduring accuracy, whenever an inquiring mind asks a search engine, “Where’s Dick Cheney?” or simply, “Where’s Dick?”, Ephemeron.net* will stand as the foremost result, and, as always, the most reliable. We’d like to thank you for your support in making us the number one source for Dick Cheney updates on the internet.
*Update: This is no longer the case – not even close. It was just rather amusing at the time.
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I commend you and yor crack staff for unravelling the mystery that surrounds,quite possibly, the most influencial and powerful man in the entire world. It is your tireless search for the truth that makes you a credit to seekers of the truth everywhere.
Congratulations. Pina Coladas are on me.
LOL pretty cool.