Author Archives: Number Six

In Memory of Dick

Posted on September 22, 2003 by Number Six

Throughout the course of our exhaustive research efforts here at Ephemeron.net we often come across dubious sources regarding vice president Dick Cheney’s true whereabouts, a great number of which prove to be forgeries or confused accounts of similarly bald, sneering … Continue reading →

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Roy Story

Posted on July 30, 2003 by Number Six

I awoke the other morning to discover Roy Scheider waiting on my doorstep. Not the actual Roy Scheider, mind you, but a 1:16 scale representation forged in plastic and encased in a synthetic bubble atop an 8″x9.5″ blister card. Yes, … Continue reading →

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We’re #1!!!

Posted on July 29, 2003 by Number Six

Habitual readers to Ephemeron.net will undoubtedly recognize our continuing efforts to present the most detailed and current news regarding the whereabouts and activities of vice president Dick Cheney, a man otherwise shrouded in mystery and kept steadfastly from the public … Continue reading →

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Looking for Rickey in all the wrong places…

Posted on July 21, 2003 by Number Six

Have you ever wondered exactly what the majority of people who visit Ephemeron.net via search engine come here looking for? Is it information regarding the beautiful photographs on our sister site, or the beautiful girl who takes them? Perhaps our … Continue reading →

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The Best Worst Song Ever

Posted on July 20, 2003 by Number Six

In possessing a thorough and eclectic music collection one will inevitably come across any given number of songs generally held in high disregard by the general public. Being an individual whose Winamp playlist is occasionally graced by the likes of … Continue reading →

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Hot on his trail?

Posted on July 19, 2003 by Number Six

After the shocking discovery last week of Dick Cheney having left his political duties in the hands of downtrodden actor Roy Scheider, I found myself naturally more than a little curious to know exactly where the vice president really was, … Continue reading →

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That’s not Dick Cheney!

Posted on July 11, 2003 by Number Six

I took note of something fishy during a recent episode of CBS News’ Face the Nation, and it wasn’t the fact that I’d been watching with the television off and while in another room, as is typically the case. The … Continue reading →

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The Action Hero Who Never Was

Posted on July 9, 2003 by Number Six

A few months ago we looked at one of the greatest figures in the history of cinema, and today we’re going to take a look at possibly one of the lamest. He’s Roy Scheider, the badass, tough guy action hero … Continue reading →

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The Pirate Primer

Posted on June 23, 2003 by Number Six

Are you finding yourself fed up with your dull and monotonous occupation? Do you long to sail the high seas, living a life of peril and adventure? Why not become a pirate? What’s that you say? There aren’t any more … Continue reading →

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Where’s Dick Cheney?

Posted on April 17, 2003 by Number Six

Dead since 2001, apparently. Or, at least, that’s what you might’ve been led to believe had you stumbled upon this after CNN unintentionally made a number of pre-fabricated obituaries public for a very limited time earlier today. Note the link … Continue reading →

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