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	<title>Ephemeron &#187; Announcements</title>
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		<title>To all you comments spammers out there&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/11/07/to-all-you-comments-spammers-out-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2003 16:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Using this weblog for your advertising is not welcome and will not be tolerated. If you do not abide by this rule, your comment will be changed to something more suitable. Thank you. Possibly Related Posts: Little Diicky, U Better Have A Huge One gamy unshapen itinerant ur spouse will leave u bcos u r [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Using this weblog for your advertising is not welcome and will not be tolerated.<br />
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Thank you. <img src='http://www.ephemeron.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/07/15/spreading-the-word/' title='Spreading The Word?'>Spreading The Word?</a></li>
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		<title>We&#8217;re #1!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2003 06:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Number Six</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Where's Dick Cheney?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Habitual readers to Ephemeron.net will undoubtedly recognize our continuing efforts to present the most detailed and current news regarding the whereabouts and activities of vice president Dick Cheney, a man otherwise shrouded in mystery and kept steadfastly from the public eye. And now, as testament to our enduring accuracy, whenever an inquiring mind asks a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ephemeron.net/wp-content/uploads/cheneyportrait.gif"><img src="http://www.ephemeron.net/wp-content/uploads/cheneyportrait.gif" alt="cheneyportrait" title="cheneyportrait" width="100" height="127" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-4415" /></a> Habitual readers to Ephemeron.net will undoubtedly recognize our continuing efforts to present the most detailed and current news regarding the whereabouts and activities of vice president Dick Cheney, a man otherwise shrouded in mystery and kept steadfastly from the public eye. And now, as testament to our enduring accuracy, whenever an inquiring mind asks a search engine, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=Where%27s+Dick+Cheney%3F" target="blank">&#8220;Where&#8217;s Dick Cheney?&#8221;</a> or simply, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&#038;lr=&#038;ie=UTF-8&#038;oe=UTF-8&#038;q=Where%27s+Dick%3F&#038;btnG=Google+Search" target="blank">&#8220;Where&#8217;s Dick?&#8221;</a>, Ephemeron.net* will stand as the foremost result, and, as always, the most reliable. We&#8217;d like to thank you for your support in making us the number one source for Dick Cheney updates on the internet.</p>
<p>*Update: This is no longer the case &#8211; not even close. It was just rather amusing at the time. <img src='http://www.ephemeron.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
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<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/07/11/thats-not-dick-cheney/' title='That&#8217;s not Dick Cheney!'>That&#8217;s not Dick Cheney!</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/04/17/wheres-dick-cheney/' title='Where&#8217;s Dick Cheney?'>Where&#8217;s Dick Cheney?</a></li>
<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/02/13/the-dick-cheney-experience/' title='The Dick Cheney Experience'>The Dick Cheney Experience</a></li>
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		<title>New Photoblog</title>
		<link>http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/05/28/new-photoblog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2003 09:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The photoblog has gotten too big for its britches, so it&#8217;s been given a home of its own. It can be found here now: http://www.snapthat.com. Please let me know of any problems encountered. Thank you. Possibly Related Posts: Water Bomb Early Girl Tomatoes Portabella Mushroom Burger with Sweet White Corn on the Cob Mothra 2 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="float:left;padding:5px; position: relative; z-index: 50;"><img src="http://www.ephemeron.net/iconh.gif" alt="Posted by Heather"></span> The photoblog has gotten too big for its britches, so it&#8217;s been given a home of its own. It can be found <a href="http://www.snapthat.com" target="blank">here</a> now: <a href="http://www.snapthat.com" target="blank">http://www.snapthat.com</a>. Please let <a href="mailto:heather@ephemeron.net">me</a> know of any problems encountered. Thank you. <img src='http://www.ephemeron.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2010/06/30/portabella-mushroom-burger-with-sweet-white-corn-on-the-cob/' title='Portabella Mushroom Burger with Sweet White Corn on the Cob'>Portabella Mushroom Burger with Sweet White Corn on the Cob</a></li>
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		<title>An aside&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/04/08/an-aside/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2003 03:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Number Six</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear readers: We have recently become aware of the sudden proliferation of misleading gardening advice in our Photoblog* section by an individual named &#8220;Horticulture Harry.&#8221; We wish to clarify that Horticulture Harry is in no way affiliated with this site, and that we cannot be held accountable for any personal injury or expense incurred as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear readers:</p>
<p>We have recently become aware of the sudden proliferation of misleading gardening advice in our Photoblog* section by an individual named &#8220;Horticulture Harry.&#8221; We wish to clarify that Horticulture Harry is in no way affiliated with this site, and that we cannot be held accountable for any personal injury or expense incurred as the result of his comments.</p>
<p>We here at <a href="http://ephemeron.net/">Ephemeron.net</a> pride ourselves on being one of the most trusted sources for cultivation and growing tips to be found online, and we are deeply concerned with preserving that reputation. We would like to assure you, loyal gardening enthusiasts, that we will continue to offer the most credible guidance possible, and that we greatly apologize for whatever inconvenience may have been caused.</p>
<p>Thank you, as always, for your support!</p>
<p>*Photoblog is no longer extant. Maybe it will be resurrected someday&#8230;<br />
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<li><a href='http://www.ephemeron.net/2003/07/20/the-best-worst-song-ever/' title='The Best Worst Song Ever'>The Best Worst Song Ever</a></li>
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