Category Archives: Guest Authors

cruelty to kids…

Posted on April 22, 2003 by Zoe

i found that quite amusing…. i want one — for me lol

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Where’s Dick Cheney?

Posted on April 17, 2003 by Number Six

Dead since 2001, apparently. Or, at least, that’s what you might’ve been led to believe had you stumbled upon this after CNN unintentionally made a number of pre-fabricated obituaries public for a very limited time earlier today. Note the link … Continue reading →

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Just Another Story With No Point

Posted on April 9, 2003 by Bill

Ok, so I had a very disappointing moment the other day. I was playing The Sims Online (TSO) and you are allowed to develop a sort of bio for your Sim. It is a free form text area. They suggest … Continue reading →

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An aside…

Posted on April 8, 2003 by Number Six

Dear readers: We have recently become aware of the sudden proliferation of misleading gardening advice in our Photoblog* section by an individual named “Horticulture Harry.” We wish to clarify that Horticulture Harry is in no way affiliated with this site, … Continue reading →

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El Lobo Feroz

Posted on April 7, 2003 by Number Six

Recently, while seeking online reference sources regarding assorted Christmas-themed miniature fun parks across the United States, Heather stumbled upon a record of the life and times of quite possibly the greatest character to ever grace a motion picture screen. That … Continue reading →

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Awwooooo!!!

Posted on February 12, 2003 by Heather

Number Six was at a press conference the other day. This footage was edited out of the broadcast and the attendees were paid to keep silent about the incident. The truth has finally been revealed… So, you saw Dick Cheney … Continue reading →

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Redneck Noos

Posted on February 7, 2003 by Number Six

An’ now, courtesy of various repeetayble noos sources an’ th’ Dialeckizer, this hyar week’s Redneck Noos! Fry mah hide! Chattanoogason Files Complaints On Over Docoomntary (AP) – Ichabod Chattanoogason filed complaints wif two TV watchhoun’dogs Thursday on over a corntrovahsial … Continue reading →

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