Category Archives: Where’s Dick Cheney?

Bob Rivers Show – Cheney’s Got a Gun

Posted on December 26, 2009 by Heather

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MWLLKR.com

Posted on February 11, 2004 by Heather

I think they forgot this one. Dick Rogers

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Hey, it’s Dick Cheney!

Posted on January 13, 2004 by Heather

Dick makes a rare public appearance to discuss some important issues. In a related story, here’s what might happen if rednecks ran the country.

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In Memory of Dick

Posted on September 22, 2003 by Number Six

Throughout the course of our exhaustive research efforts here at Ephemeron.net we often come across dubious sources regarding vice president Dick Cheney’s true whereabouts, a great number of which prove to be forgeries or confused accounts of similarly bald, sneering … Continue reading →

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Bang Your Head!!!

Posted on August 5, 2003 by Heather

Dick Cheney had to be restrained after threatening the staff at Trader Vic’s for his piña colada taking too long to get to him. Okay, so I’ve been stuck in the 80′s all day. Quiet Riot – Metal Health Album … Continue reading →

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We’re #1!!!

Posted on July 29, 2003 by Number Six

Habitual readers to Ephemeron.net will undoubtedly recognize our continuing efforts to present the most detailed and current news regarding the whereabouts and activities of vice president Dick Cheney, a man otherwise shrouded in mystery and kept steadfastly from the public … Continue reading →

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9/11 in the news

Posted on July 25, 2003 by Heather

I received this link in an e-mail message this morning. It’s a 9/11 tribute called Remember the Blood of Heroes. Yesterday, a Congressional Joint Inquiry Report regarding the/ terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 was released. Here’s the CNN story. … Continue reading →

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Hard at work…

Posted on July 24, 2003 by Heather

Roy Scheider and Dick Cheney enjoy lunch and piña coladas at Trader Vic’s. Click to view larger.

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Hot on his trail?

Posted on July 19, 2003 by Number Six

After the shocking discovery last week of Dick Cheney having left his political duties in the hands of downtrodden actor Roy Scheider, I found myself naturally more than a little curious to know exactly where the vice president really was, … Continue reading →

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That’s not Dick Cheney!

Posted on July 11, 2003 by Number Six

I took note of something fishy during a recent episode of CBS News’ Face the Nation, and it wasn’t the fact that I’d been watching with the television off and while in another room, as is typically the case. The … Continue reading →

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